What to Do if You’re Stuck on the Moon

If your astronaut buddies leave you behind on the moon, here’s what you can do to ensure you survive. According to my favorite content creator, Alyakim, the experience might go something like this: 'I am stuck on the moon. I cannot breathe. I cannot see. Help me please.' As someone who doesn’t take such things quietly, you need to act fast. But let’s break it down a bit more:

Surviving on the Moon

If you awake without your pressure suit, your end is likely grim. Even with a suit, oxygen depletion could cut your stay short. Even with a habitat-supplied life support, you would face a slow and agonizing death without critical resources running out first. So, what can you do?

I Don’t Know. I’ve never walked on the moon before, but here’s what you can do if you find yourself stuck there:

Real Moon Walks

Let’s dive into activities that could prolong your stay on the moon and potentially even make it an enjoyable experience!

Bounce Around (H2)

Contrary to popular belief, gravity on the moon is only about 1/6th of Earth’s gravity. If you find yourself there, you’ll have a unique opportunity to be like a kangaroo on a trampoline. Consider participating in an Olympic high jump competition. This could be your time to shine in the sport!

Golf (H2)

What better activity on the moon than golf? Remember, the low gravity might turn your putts into drives. Just check that you have enough golf balls and clubs to play your favorite games!

Collect Moon Rocks (H2)

Why not become the ultimate rock collector? These celestial souvenirs have a unique look and are perfect for showing off back on Earth. You could even create a collection for the lunar sciences community.

Spacewalks (H2)

Collect your favorite snack and venture out on a walk in the lunar environment. Just be careful not to stray too far—there’s no Uber on the moon!

Create a Lunar Selfie Station (H2)

Eat your morning tea or coffee in peace, look beyond the horizon, and capture that perfect selfie. With the Earth behind you and the stars twinkling overhead, you’ll never need an Instagram filter for that.

Conduct Scientific Experiments (H2)

Add to the body of lunar knowledge. Perhaps you’ll discover something new like a moon rock with a taste reminiscent of cheese. Scientists are always eager to collect unique data.

Play Hide and Seek (H2)

Lunar exploration has its own set of challenges. The lack of atmosphere means long shadows, which can make for some interesting hide-and-seek dynamics. Just don’t hide behind the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM)—astronauts need it to get you home!

Star Gazers: No Atmosphere Needed (H2)

The night sky on the moon is crystal clear. With no atmosphere, you can identify constellations or just marvel at the cosmos. If you’re a seasoned stargazer, the moon offers an unforgettable experience.

Temperature Swings Beware

Be prepared for extreme temperature changes. Temperatures on the moon range from -280°F at night to 260°F during the day. Pack clothing suitable for such radical fluctuations.

In conclusion, while the prospect of being stranded on the moon would be terrifying, there are plenty of ways to make the most of your situation if you find yourself there. From bouncing around like a kangaroo to setting up a lunar selfie station (No Filter Needed), the moon offers countless opportunities for exploration and fun. Just remember to always have a plan for your survival, should the unexpected happen.